10 keys to being the perfect SPAMER
by, 04-11-2009 at 02:31 PM (818 Views)
(The list provided is for humorus reasons only. Anyone attempting such things will be banned perementaly from the site and suggestion 10 of this list will not work )
1: Create a user name that doesn't have 4 numbers in it or that is the last name of a person. Come up with something original.
2: If you have a listing on STOPFORUMSPAM or PROJECTHONEYPOT, try using someone elses server so as to change your IP address and hope for the best.
3: Don't start posts with the words, "Hi," "Howdy," "So I saw this Xenon Right?" "Whats up dudes" or anything like that.
4: Leave subliminal messages in your posts (none will be provided for reference.)
5: Post a message in every Admimistartors "visitor messages" box.
6: Ask really dumb questions in a thread.(Again, none will be provided for reference.)
7: Annoy every user in sight by pm'ing daft statments (Yet again, none will be provided for reference)
8: After logging in, say hello via post to everyone in the "welcome centre." Name them all and do it "everytime" you log in.
9: If asked to stop SPAMing the forums, politly agree and leave the site for a couple of days. Once enough time has passed, go back and start from suggestion 4 of this list.
10: Once you have been banned from the site, simply start the whole process again.0 Thanks, 0 Likes, 0 Dislikes, 0 Signs