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Apparently This Matters: Holding a guitar makes you sexy

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Editor's note: Each week in "Apparently This Matters," CNN's Jarrett Bellini applies his warped sensibilities to trending topics in social media and random items of interest on the Web.

(CNN) -- There's a great song by Todd Snider called "The Ballad of The Kingsmen." In it, he sings, "Marilyn Manson gets a lot of chicks. They're weird chicks. But they're chicks."
And it's true. Heaps of (weird) women lust for Marilyn Manson. He's a bona fide rock star.If, say, owning a bagel shop somehow proved to be just as glamorous, right now teenagers would be boiling delicious circles of bread in their parents' garage. But that's not the case.


In fact, never in the history of the world has anyone ever said, "Make love to me, Bagel Man."

Those words. In that order. Not even once.

Sorry, Bagel Man. They're just not that into you.

Whereas, when it comes to truly sexy male occupations, the official list seems to top out with musician, athlete, and Anthony Bourdain.

But good luck trying to get THAT job.

"Are you Anthony Bourdain?"

"No."

"Thanks for coming in. We'll keep your résumé on file."

Fortunately, though, almost anyone can at least aspire to be a musician, and a new study backs up this seemingly obvious connection between attractiveness and playing an instrument.

Or even just holding one.

Really, that's why most guys get into playing music in the first place. To increase their sex appeal.
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