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Anon loyalist
14-03-2008, 05:47 PM
Two Golfers are at hole number 9 which runs dirrectly across the side of a busy main road.
The first golfer te's off and hits it with some force.
The ball curves around into the road and hits a bus window, smashs it and hits the bus driver on the head.
The bus swerves around and ends up smashing into a junction full of cars; Bodies fly everywhere and there is a lot of carnage.
The second golfer cries out in shock and holds his head, "No, No... You should have held the club a little further down the handle... etc :lol:



A man walks into the doctors with a Steering wheel down his trousers.
"I'm not feeling very well." he says.
The doctor asks him if he has any symptons.
"No," says the man, "but its driving me nuts." :)



A man walks into the middle of the road to hail a bus
"S..tt...oo...pppppp.!" he says, but the bus runs him over clean.
A police car sees the whole event and pulls the bus over.
"Why did you do that!?" the police officer asks.
The bus driver responds, "I... TH... H..ou...gh....t he... wa..s mo..kk...ing... mm..mme."
O0

Droffy
14-03-2008, 06:23 PM
{{shudders}} Oh boy Anon.


:police: Joke police are here.. LOL


I have to say tho.. Very good m8

D!S7RUG@7OR
14-03-2008, 06:28 PM
Two Golfers are at hole number 9 which runs dirrectly across the side of a busy main road.
The first golfer te's off and hits it with some force.
The ball curves around into the road and hits a bus window, smashs it and hits the bus driver on the head.
The bus swerves around and ends up smashing into a junction full of cars; Bodies fly everywhere and there is a lot of carnage.
The second golfer cries out in shock and holds his head, "No, No... You should have held the club a little further down the handle... etc :lol:

:lol::mrgreen:


A man walks into the doctors with a Steering wheel down his trousers.
"I'm not feeling very well." he says.
The doctor asks him if he has any symptons.
"No," says the man, "but its driving me nuts." :)

:lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen:


A man walks into the middle of the road to hail a bus
"S..tt...oo...pppppp.!" he says, but the bus runs him over clean.
A police car sees the whole event and pulls the bus over.
"Why did you do that!?" the police officer asks.
The bus driver responds, "I... TH... H..ou...gh....t he... wa..s mo..kk...ing... mm..mme."
O0

:lol::lol::lol::lol::mrgreen::mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Good ones Anon, i can't S..tt...oo...pppppp.! laughing:grin:

Cya ;)