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Neurotoxin
06-09-2011, 11:43 PM
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Somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean


The English sailing barque, Oceanis, rests on the arid sea floor after having been dropped from the surface. The Atlantic Ocean is nowhere to be found.



Deckhand (Plopping a large sack on the table)
I see your dried fish carcass and raise you one bag of sand.

Navigator (Narrowing eyes at his opponent)
That's cheating.

Deckhand
How so?

Navigator
You just filled that on the dunes and brought it up here. That's like free money.

Deckhand (Holding the fish by its tail)
And I'm to suppose this was in your luggage?

Navigator
Fine, call us even. Place the next card.

The dealer, a well-drunken cook, slaps a card face up on the table.

Navigator
Hah!

Deckhand (Tensing his left cheek and lifting an oil lamp from the floor, dropping it on the table)
Duly raised.

Navigator (Furious)
You miscreant! That belongs to the ship!

Deckhand
No way, I found it.

Navigator
Yeah, hanging from the ceiling!

Deckhand
I'll admit it wasn't a difficult find.

Navigator (Throwing his cards on the table and standing)
I'm not going to play you if this is how it's gonna happen.

Deckhand (Still sitting and composed)
Are you suggesting we play with real money and stake what little we have as our vessel rests in this vast expanse of barren sand, likely never to be found?

The navigator ponders absent-mindedly for a moment and takes his seat again, calmly)

Navigator (Placing the ship's compass on the table)
Called.

Admiral Scoobing
07-09-2011, 10:34 AM
Loving it keep it going !!

Trooper1994
07-09-2011, 10:54 PM
Lawl! when is the ship up for grabs in the game....:lol:;).